Harry: "You can't do it if I don't cooperate, you need me to give you some hair."
George: "Well, that's that plan scuppered. Obviously there's no change at all of us getting a bit of your hair unless you cooperate."
Fred: "Yeah, thirteen of us against one bloke who's not allowed to use magic: we've got no change."
~ s. 47
Fred ja George: "Wow, we're identical!"
Fred: "I dunno, though, I think I'm still better-looking."
~ s. 49, kaksosten juotua Polyjuice Potionia
George: "You see... I'm holy. Holey, Fred, geddit?"
Fred: "Pathetic. Pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-related humour before you, you go for holey?"
~ s. 67
Fred: "So, people, let's try and calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-know-who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing that's glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-know-who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do."
~ s. 359, Fred Potterwatchissa
Percy: "I was a fool! I was an idiot, I was a pompous prat, I was a - a -"
Fred: "Ministry-loving, family-disowning, power-hungry moron."
~ s. 487
George: "Now let's get upstairs and fight, or all the good Death Eaters'll be taken."
~ unohdin laittaa sivun talteen
Fred: "You actually are joking, Perce... I don't think I've heard you joke since you were -"
~ 511
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